5 #legalvalentines poems from lawyers with love

FEBRUARY 14, 2018

Thanks to the #legalvalentines hashtag, lawyers all around the world are taking over Twitter in honour of St Valentine’s Day.  

We assure you that this will brighten your day! Here’s our morning selection:

  • Oliver Lewis, @DrOliverLewis says:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

But it’s not in your best interests

To give them to you.

  • Bilaal Shabbir, @mbs_786 says:

Roses are red

Don't be afraid

Deadline's tomorrow

I've got emergency legal aid 

  • Bilaal Shabbir, @mbs_786 says:

I'm finally rid of you

Our relationship was short

Give me half the house

Or I'll see you in Court 

  • Paul Mertens, @pejmertens says:

Amendments are red

Re-amendments are green

With violet then yellow

For points yet unforeseen...

  • Vikram V. Koppikar, @HAND_OF_DOG says:

Roses are dead

 Violets are green

 Res ipsa loquitur

 Lawyers are mean